On occasion, Superman has to go fight some crime in the Bottle City of Kandor. Of course, in this miniaturized Kryptonian capitol with its red sun lamps and high artificial gravity, he doesn't have any of his super-powers, so he does what any man in his situation would do.
*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Jimmy? It's your pal Superman!"
"Jeepers!"
"How would you like to be shrunk to microscopic size and dress up like Batman and Robin?"
"WOULD I?!!!"
"You'll be Robin, of course."
"Aw, again?"
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Everytime I see soem of that good ole Silver Age Superman goodness, I really am just confused as to why Superman never just took over the Earth just so he could find all the folks who looked like Jimmy and Lois just so he could mess with them when Jimmy and Lois were too busy to be bothered.
Wow.
What's that thing above the subtext called again?
You'd think he could just build some Jimmy and Lois robots for this.
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