Welcome to Bat-Con '55

The "Club of Heroes" welcomes you to Bat-Con '55!

Today's schedule:

9:00-10:00

Mimosa breakfast

10:00-11:00

Hair of the dog

11:00-12:00

Cultural stereotype gimmicks (panel: Paddy McDrinklots, The Masked Eskimo, and Dykefinger)

12:00-1:00

Liquid lunch

1:00-2:00

How to keep your pupils from showing through your mask

2:00-3:00

Kegger

3:00-4:00

Leg waxing (sidekicks only)

4:00-7:00

Happy hour

7:00-11:00

Brothel patrol

11:00-?

Beating the sh** out of everybody at Archer-Con '55